Zelda was witness of a lot of Link’s stupid shenanigans, but Ganondorf is going to see the real deal
Link with the wingsuit. He’s a skykid now!
This is how link beats ganondorf in totk
Literally the only newspaper i’m going to read this coming week
tweets so incelpilled that they make community notes break character
Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes
this is… not entirely false, actually
you never have to argue with minors online because you can always find 28 year olds on here with the exact same opinions
oh your pronouns are he/they?
well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
>:)
Dealing with auditory processing disorder
LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. “you saw your cousin where?” or “she’s writing a what?”
NEUTRAL: “what did you say?”
CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. “you want to baptize a mackerel?”
tbh hatewatching is such an alien concept to me, i can barely be bothered to watch the things i do want to watch why would i bother looking at something i know i won’t like
if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.
people who park like shit have no right to complain when they come back to their car and the doors are torn off and the engine is ripped out and the seats are covered in piss and shit and their social security number is written in blood on the windows
The council will decide your fate now 🐰✨










